Because A God Would Want It This Way
posted by Mr. Pibba at 12:22 AM
"Irredeemable, uncompromising, and unapologetically vile prose, plain and simple - a deliciously wicked respite from banality."
The Dumpster, a bastion of bad taste, a forsaken receptacle offering a potent mixture of perplexing gibberish and astute observations, the lone accomplishment of an educated incompetent, is a textual entity characterized by intelligence tempered inanity, the absence of journalistic ethicality and integrity, a bloated perception of self-importance, an elementary grasp of grammar, and excessively long sentences.
In The Dumpster's recesses objectivity is the foremost consideration, whether reducing women to kitchen instruments and sex toys or babies to hamburgers and piñatas. Scatological humor represents the summit of sophistication while sensationalist instincts celebrate the carnage of blender blunders and lawnmower lobotomies. Research means documenting delusions inspired by a drink and a drug. And, because laughter trumps truth, fact verification, well, just doesn't exist.
Embrace your perversions and wallow in the filth. Come dance in The Dumpster.
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The four gyroscopes in GP-B are the most perfect spheres ever made by humans. These ping pong-sized balls of fused quartz and silicon are 1.5 inches across and never vary from a perfect sphere by more than 40 atomic layers. If the gyroscopes weren't so spherical, their spin axes would wobble even without the effects of relativity.
f a degree. To measure this angle reasonably well, GP-B needed a fantastic precision of 0.0005 arcseconds.
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