Whiny Bitch

As if there was any question, this post's title refers to the lead singer of The Used, a band, for reasons beyond the vexatious vocalist, that I don't like too much. In opposition to that insignificant introduction, however, my real reason for posting is uncharacteristically monumental - I must offer an observation that could shape existence as we know it, dividing all time into Pre- and Post- Pat's Post. Prepare to celebrate the profundities of blogging. I think the title and chorus of The Used's "A Box of Sharp Objects" should be changed to "A Box of Dark Chocolates."