Whose good idea was it to give a young Chuck Norris a bunch of absurdly large guns and instant-murder combat training?

Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and the like have obviously addictive personalities - addicted to kicking ass. I'm sure these epic men, virtual weapons of mass destruction, exhibited a predisposition for addiction at a young age, probably forsaking human contact for the cold plasticity of GI Joe's simulated violence. Imagine if Chuck and Steve's parents had decided it would have been healthier for them to go to school, where they could have channeled their fanatic energies into learning instead of simulating war crimes and executions. With the right focus, somebody with their addicted drive probably would have cured cancer and AIDS and solved aging 10 years ago. Instead, they've been bred into unusually silent ultra-killer types. I guess their existence does make me feel significantly safer, but I'll always wonder if they actually have the intellectual capacity to distinguish between enemies and innocents, or if everyone's a target in their eyes and they've just been lucky picking their victims so far.